Sunday, November 14, 2010

A Gaggle Of Goreans

...So there I was, strolling along and minding my own business when on my radar I smelled the familiar, strong potent aroma of marijuana! "MMMMM" said Ziggy to himself as he turned to follow his radar to the source of the commotion.
After traveling a few meters I saw a large amount of avatars on my radar within chat range and triggered my oh-so-familiar gesture "Hi Everybody"!
Before I knew what hit me I was knocked over the head from behind and awoke 6 hours later tied to a hubs sex cross, stark naked and sore...Oh poor innocent,little Zigsmith! When my vision came into focus I discovered that I had been kidnapped and raped by a large, gaggle of Goreans and I wasn't quite sure if that was such a bad thing (gasp)
"Help" I feigned as I pretended to arch, twist and struggle from my captors but try as I may they held me fast with no escape!
"What is it you want from me?" I murmured as I surveyed the shirtless man beasts before me, "Untie me at once you sexy scoundrels" I croaked.
"Silence" one of them barked as he backhanded me in the face sending me reeling into dreams of bondage and torture that would make a Tom Of Finland rape scene look like a picnic of Christian missionaries!
I pretended to pass out and my dreams came to pass as they untied me and passed me from man to man in a hazed dream of rape, humiliation, deprivation and depravity using me like a slut puppet, hell bent on destroying my reputation and career...

THEN I WOKE UP FROM THE DREAM......