Monday, June 21, 2010

The Incident....

There I was on a quiet Sunday afternoon on Second Life after finishing yet another 12 hour night shift and could not yet fall asleep...
I put on a really obscene swim suit/thong I got from the excellent Kobalt store on The Blue Lagoon sim (if I remembered correctly)with half of it stretched out exposing more than half my shaft and testicles and decided I needed a 3 hour holiday. I got last minute tickets on Linden Teleport Airways and attempted to TP my horny self to Paradise Gay Beach to um, relax and um suntan but for some strange reason my swimsuit was causing a furor and I kept being disturbed by IM's from beautiful, breath taking men all wanting to rip the remaining bits of thread that was holding my nice, pretty swimsuit together! Imagine that?
One of them demanded to lick my nipples while plunging his hand into my pouch and so being in a charitable mood I obliged. Well my privacy was ruined when a small gathering of men gathered around and watched for some strange reason!
At this point my little story becomes blurry because someone passed around a joint and it was laced with something and as I coughed and sputtered another dude handed me a drink...turned out it was ecstasy...
From the black mail photos I received, it showed me in the middle of what appeared to be a massive circle jerk with X4 penis's all dipped in poison and aimed at my heart! These men were uncontrolled and as I attempted to try to cover my exposed erection with the remaining small piece of my bathing suit I stumbled and fell...
I was finding myself underneath a pile of very stoned and drunken avatars all in voice chat and what looked like a mating ball of anacondas was really just body parts and X4's combined with the occasional Realasm for dramatic flair and legs!
I was appalled so I attempted to stand up but kept falling with my face in the sand and my arse in the air! Can you imagine me in such an unusual predicament?
After what seemed to be hours but in all fact was actually just 10 minutes I recovered my dignity and managed to escape and put together a very flimsy loin cloth to cover myself with some palm fronds.
To my horror a typhoon hit the beach and managed to blow away my only shred of dignity left! I was naked as a jay bird, raped and stoned!
When the men were done and satisfied a nice kind bloke took me under his wing and gave me a nice gentle, sponge bath back at my place and then to repay him for his generosity I seduced him on my beach!
When my room mate Larz, arrived home he shook me awake and asked why the place was in such disarray and why were there so many empty Jack Daniels bottles floating in our surf and I honestly could not remember or even think of a single reason why!
I told him I had been sleeping the whole time and never could have indulged in such preposterous hyjinks!!!!
I promised Larz I would clean them up...tommorrow...
Hope he is not mad at me when he finds out that the nice, leftover lemonade in our fridge was spiked with ecstasy and that he had downed 2 cup fulls before heading off to his hosting duties at Club Shampoo...
Should I pack and move now or wait and see the consequences when he finds out? hehehehehe....